PARTLY FACETIOUS: The PM and his team

"The only federal minister with some backbone is Chaudhary Nisar."
"Agreed and need I add even one of his biggest adversaries Aitezaz Ahsan supported him."
"But where is the motu (fat) gang?"
"I would have you know that only Daniyal Aziz falls in that category, I mean Talal Chaudhary technically does not fall in that category, true he is overweight by about 10 pounds or so but not..."
"Is there any member of the First Family that falls in that category?"
"I don't think the term applies to them."
"How do you define motu? Is it weight based or is it based on some other criteria?"
"Well it's a term coined by The Khan who I think refers to them as motu gang as a reflection of their brain power...see there is an Urdu expression which refers to the IQ being fat meaning the person is not sharp intellectually....akal moti hai.... which explains why the gang defends without any facts being shared with them cause I cant imagine any member of the First Family taking this gang into confidence about their private wealth. Talking of weight I think if the Khan is made the Prime Minister he will bring a bit of the US to Pakistan."
"I don't get it."
"It's traditional for US Presidents to jog along with their security detail and..."
"Trump doesn't jog."
"He plays golf; Mian sahib doesn't play any game."
"He plays politics."
"And need I add he plays politics the same way he played two decades ago, and I believe the problem is not with him but those he surrounds himself with and if you surround yourself with sycophants then your game doesn't improve. And that brings me back to Chaudhary Nisar, he is the only one who is making informed and need I add brave statements and even the First Daughter is quiet on the subject...."
"The First Daughter should follow the US First Daughter's example and tweet pictures of her family and outings and..."
"I believe our First Daughter is being readied for the top slot of the party and so she doesn't have time to spend with her immediate family and she commutes between the Prime Minister's House and Raiwind and...oh yes the Murree House and the Mayfair flats and..."
"I know why she doesn't tweet pictures of her family: because captain Safdar is no Jared Kushner."
"So what is he?"
"More like Flynn, with the foot-in-mouth disease."
"Ha ha ha."